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[25 Dec 2009|08:50pm] |
I walked home in the rain last night, it was glorious and soul cleansing.
I'm thinking of Kath today, of friends far away and the future.
Nice to have a long weekend to refresh and rethink.
Merry Christmas to everyone out there, I hope your day has been (will be) blessed xooxox
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[25 Dec 2009|02:34pm] |
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Happy Whatever You're Celebrating!
If you're like me and celebrate nothing but public holidays I hope you're doing something family-friend-ish. I am helping my parents clean out their desktop that has many years worth of crap installed on it that makes it super slow. It is a family activity that does not involve too much alcohol or puking so that's cool.
and thank you LJSanta if you're reading this! What interests me about FG is the return to the mundane after everything (no one has special powers or anything) so it's like you read my mind about what I wanted in a fic, especially since I was totally vague about my fic conditions.
LOVE YOU ALL FLIST!
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[24 Dec 2009|09:58pm] |
The night before Christmas December 25, 2009 Comments 2 A nice little Christmas poem from Danny Katz? Not likely.
'TWAS the night before Christmas and all through the house.
Santa paced round, feeling totally shouse.
This year had been crud, he felt wasted and puffed
And with hours to go, Saint Nick couldn't be stuffed
Things started bad with this climate-change crisis
The sun melted all of the polar cap ices
He had to shut shop, relocate to dry land
A small offshore festive spot called Christmas Island
But he hated it there, t'was too muggy and damp
And his elves were crammed up in a refugee camp
Soon all the brawling got outta control
Between Sri Lankan pixies and Afghan trolls.
Then in March, Mrs Claus said: "Oi Nick, it's the end
You're old and you're fat and I'm schtupping your friend.
That L'il Drummer Boy is virile and hot
He rumpa-pum-pum-pumps all night in the cot".
So Mrs Claus moved out, took all of his dough
What a cougar she was, what a ho ho ho ho!
Then her sex-tape with Frosty soon got leaked online
At SnowmanPorn.com for $1.99
And if that wasn't enough to get ol' Santa pissed
All the young kids today said he didn't exist
His self-worth was shattered by children so cynical
Soon he was treated for "Depression (Clinical)"
First Prozac! Then Cymbalta, Zoloft, Zyprexa!
Next Effexor, Emsam, Xanax, Celexa!
He even did cocaine, sniffed dose after dose
Supplied by his dealer, Rudolf the Red-Nose
When that didn't work, he tried yoga, Qi Gong
Smoked low-GI-hash from a gluten-free bong
Did weekends in Daylesford, getting charkas attuned
By Grand Healing Reiki Lords, Gazza and June.
And all through this horror, he kept building toys
Small dollies for girls, wooden horses for boys
And a whole stack of golliwogs, no way were they racist
With their cute woolly afros and sweet pop-eyed faces.
But his elves said his toys were outdated and boring
Kids wanted stuff with face-shooting and whoring
Games about war with more blood, sex and pus
And zombified-Nazis, MA-15 Plus.
So he tried building X-box games, PlayStation too
It wasn't so easy with just wood and glue
He even made iPods but Apple weren't thrilled
They sued and they settled for $2.6 mil.
Then to cap off a crap year, came even worse news
PETA accused him of reindeer abuse
It broke his poor heart, he just couldn't see why!
He'd just caged them and whipped them and forced them to fly.
But they picketed, protested, caused an imbroglio
Did a TV campaign starring Natalie Imbruglia
Freed all his reindeer and smashed his old sleigh
Burnt all his fur clothes and drove him away
So now here he was, naked, bankrupt and maudlin
A lifeless and wifeless and homeless ol' goblin
And delivering presents, he wouldn't get far
On a cheap red-eye package-deal, flying Jetstar.
Santa sighed sadly, considered his duty
Scratched his old sack and swung his big booty
Thought of the kiddies in beds safely tucked
And cried "Merry Christmas to all! And to all, just get $#$@!"
Danny Katz
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[20 Dec 2009|12:25am] |
Today I had the most enjoyable time at two parties, blinvisible's birthday which moved into ephant&co's all-in-one house party. Sentimental, but today was one of the best holidays presents I could ever wish for and my family don't celebrate anything except the existence of a public holiday on Christmas.
It wasn't even something really special happened today, but I had great conversation and company and there was food so I was never once bored and it made me realise how my life is filled with interesting, smart people who I love and hopefully love me back (but I guess it's okay if they don't, I'll still think they're awesome).
I hope you guys are having as good times with your family and friends as I have been recently. I love you all too flist. Have a great holiday season wherever you are.
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[20 Dec 2009|12:16am] |
Madness? THIS IS .... MADNESS
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[19 Dec 2009|09:19am] |
Today I am dressed as Alice from the SyFy miniseries. This pleases me. I'd like my Hatter now please, or maybe just his hat would probably do.
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[17 Dec 2009|10:17am] |
Tried a bit of jogging today.
Jogging is hard!
Maybe tomorrow I will fail a little less.
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